16 9 / 2014

16 9 / 2014

hipster-trichster:

marina-peixes:

svvords:

Why are shorts called shorts but pants arent called longs

she wears short shorts I wear long longs

she’s cheer cheerer and i’m on the sit sits

"Sit sits"

(Source: wasiangod, via ghost-goes-boo)

16 9 / 2014

will0tree:

I felt all kinds o’ cute this mornin’.

Woah man.

16 9 / 2014

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Tumblr Puns 

I CAN’T.

(via avatarthegenderbender)

14 9 / 2014

invisiblechickens:

twigfingers:

bornforthismiserybusiness:

profoak:

how does porn make money if i can literally just search free porn

How do musicians make money when you can literally just download free music?

Musicians make a lot of money from touring

when’s the last time you went to a live porn concert

yesterday with ur mom

That was wild from start to finish.

(via alexisqtpie)

13 9 / 2014

I apologise that my phone being was being such a douche. Literally my phone starting posting crap behind my back while I was at work.

13 9 / 2014

13 9 / 2014

13 9 / 2014

"G"

07 9 / 2014

slomps:

is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

Turn down for what?

(Source: fvming, via thehilariousblog)